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Standing on Business Retro Tank

Standing on Business Retro Tank

Regular price $34.00
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  • Designed to Say Something
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"It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business."

The quote that broke the internet. Inspired by Justin’s now-legendary outburst, this cropped tank immortalizes the phrase that none of us fully understand but all of us feel.

Designed in a retro TV titlecard font and available in nostalgic colorways, it’s giving angelcore meets unhinged pop star energy.

Wear it when you’re minding your business, standing on it, and no one’s clocking it.

Perfect for:
– Summer fits with a side of confusion
– Dramatic exits
– Posting cryptic stories at 2AM
– Being iconic without explaining yourself

Clock it or don’t.

Product features
- Soft fiber composition for comfort and style
- Sophisticated 1x1 micro rib design
- Snug and tailored fitted design
- Modern high neck for versatile styling
- Mid-length cut for coverage and mobility

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.25 14.00 14.75 15.75 16.75 17.75
Length, in 18.50 19.00 19.62 20.37 21.12 21.87

 

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Limited Drops: Made Just for You

We believe in slow fashion, hot designs, and zero waste when it comes to tees (and exes). Every item is made-to-order just for you — no overstock, no landfill piles, no warehouses full of “meh.”

That means your order might take a little longer to arrive, but it’s worth the wait. You're getting something rare, made with care, and one-of-a-kind.

Return Policy

We accept returns for store credit on unworn items within 14 days. If something arrives damaged or not quite right, we’ll replace it.

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Where We Come From

We're proudly based in Nashville, TN! Our lovely suppliers ship from across the U.S.

Shipping Timelines

Each item is made to order — production usually takes 2–5 business days, and shipping within the U.S. adds another 3–10 days.

Ordering a few things? They might show up in separate packages. Totally normal.

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Please note that lighting, screen settings, and styling may cause slight variations in how a product appears. Rest assured, we work to ensure all visuals align closely with the final product. If you have specific questions about an item, feel free to contact us directly.